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this here giraffe lauged [18 Nov 2006|10:10am]

[ mood | bored ]

I dreamed I lived in the upper world. In a chemical house with a medicine girl.
But I couldn't get it fixed, and I couldn't pay the tax.....
So I washed it down in gasoline then dried it with a match.

(3 hAvE petted a GirAfFe |PeT a GiRaFfe)

[03 Aug 2006|10:56pm]

hello lovelies!

My name is Austin, unfortunately I am not in any porn movies so I can't provide any links to such. ;)

I would however like this community to become started up again. This community is full of super awesome people from what I've seen, so start posting EVERYTHING!!

I plan to make some super friends here hopefully.
Does anyone like snail mail? I love snail mail, I collect postcards. If anyone would like to trade with me I would love to as well. Email me outofthedark@gmail.com

Also if anyone in this community is from England please let me know because I will be visiting soon.  

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new member. [24 May 2006|09:11pm]

i'm so in.

thats all.

goodbye for now.


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[26 Mar 2006|10:51pm]

Betcha cant guess the easiest way to put an elephant in the refridgerator....

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[27 Mar 2006|01:05pm]

What's the easiest way to put a giraffe in a fridge?
By opening the door and putting it in.

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Thoughts? [24 Feb 2006|12:43pm]

Harry: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No you don't.
Sally: Yes I do.
Harry: No you don't.
Sally: Yes I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry: I guess not.
Sally: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
--When Harry Met Sally
(copied from imdb.com)

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[21 Feb 2006|03:30pm]

[ mood | excited ]

How cool is this? It's like this club was made for me. :)

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Hmmmm [17 Oct 2005|04:34pm]

If I crinkle up a piecce of paper to blow my nose in, does that make it tissue?

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[15 Aug 2005|12:56pm]

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MOD Post [29 Jul 2005|01:43pm]

[ mood | determined ]

So noone else has a heartattack, I corrected the two grammar errors on the info page, this community is lacking members and -gasp- posts. Get out there and promote, or make a post! Do something, ANYTHING to get this community active again.



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whoever is the mod of this community... [28 Jul 2005|10:59pm]

[ mood | amused ]

You have two grammar errors in your info.

boreing and lieng
boring and lying

did you mean grammar whores as in people who don't know how to spell? or people who get pissed off about it?

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[17 Jun 2005|09:08am]


an animation w/ giraffes. thought you would enjoy :)

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Giraffecam [04 Jun 2005|04:19pm]

[ mood | amused ]

hi all,

this is a link to a webcam that i think is great.....


check it out.... they are so clear!

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[03 Jun 2005|09:12pm]

hee hee, i thought i was the only one that was this obsessed with giraffes! it all started when i went to an animal park and saw giraffes just looking all giraffe like, anything with furry tufty horns has to be admired amusingly! lol and cheese, well lets face it, you can live for ever on cheese... throw in some ham and well, bliss!

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hehe! [01 Jun 2005|02:26pm]

[ mood | chipper ]

yay!!! theres nothing i like bettera than a new community...how's the serenity...so much serenity...

(1 hAvE petted a GirAfFe |PeT a GiRaFfe)

[21 May 2005|12:33am]

hello! just joined because my buddy told me to. soooooooo do giraffes like cheese or something? never knew this, lol

(2 hAvE petted a GirAfFe |PeT a GiRaFfe)

[11 May 2005|10:10am]

[ mood | contemplative ]

This communtiy is the bestest.

But having said this, I have a very serious question:
What type of cheese should I be feeding my giraffe? Is there any chance he will become addicted to cheese?

(1 hAvE petted a GirAfFe |PeT a GiRaFfe)

Just joined the group... [12 Apr 2005|06:23pm]

[ mood | happy ]

WOW great community!! Seriously, how wonderful to celebrate such two wonderful marvels of the world..
My favourite cheese: Danish Blue
My favourite subspecies of Giraffe: Rothschild (runner up: Masai)

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[29 Jan 2005|01:28pm]

[ mood | hehehe...cheese! ]

omg! this is the sha-weetest community i have ever seen. i think fate has brought me herer so i can join. hehehehehehehehe.

(6 hAvE petted a GirAfFe |PeT a GiRaFfe)

[10 Jan 2005|11:45pm]

[ mood | contemplative ]

Whats the best type of cheese? Personally, can't beat a bit of cheddar.
In fact, what is the best choice of giraffe? I'm not so hot on types of giraffe.

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